Guest Poster Son Goten This sucks

I hear Trunks has been possed by Dracula. Well I guess his dad will dave him he always does. I'm hera in the middle of nowhere freezing muy buns off. It took me forever to fly to the northren mountains. Then I found the gong that my dad and Vampi described.

I hit the thing , and nothing happens, so I wait and I wait, and I wait. I bring out a gameboy. and after I beat a Zelda game, the batteries die. So I guess I'll have to sleep in the snow.

Hours later..... "Wake up boy!"

me :"what the ?

" We are the Jaris why have you come here?"

I bow my most polite bow and lay it on thick I guess a little to thick.

" Honorble sensei's I have come on an ardous journey so that I may train with you. "

a Jaris :" you want to impress a woman. Leave now . We only train those who are serious. "

Me :" Yes a woman is involved but it's more than that. I've been the weakest of the Sons for far too long. I want to help y fsahter and Brtother guard the world,, that and a saiyan prince wants to kill me. "

Another Jaris looks at me, " Did you say Son as in Son Goku?"

Me :" yes He's my Father."

Another Jaris slapped hs fore head " That hypercative child found a woman who would mate with him?"

Another one slapped him in the back of the head " Do not speak of Goku like that I trained him you did not,His natural abilities are almost unparralled except for look that ring on his finger Vampirella!"

"another one looked oddly at me " tell me boy is Vampiella your mother?" I had to laugh at that.

Me :" No. she's just a friend. My mother is Chichi the Ox King's daughter. "

They look oddly at me " We have heard oof the Ox King. He is yor Grandfather? and one of the two best students we have trained is your father, and the other is your ally. Amazing. yes I think we can work with this . If your anything like Goku you shall take to the training as quickly as he did. "

Hopefully before the Boudakai I thought to myself. Then they took my game boy and broke it, along with my cell phone and they're looking at my laptop like it's next on their hit list. " You cannot have any distractions from the training. You must give it your all."

Me:" um ah let me post this before you smash it alright?"

Jaris :" Fine."

Um I guess I better go it looks like I won't be able to contact anyone for a while bye.

CRACK!