Trunks:Another Dragonball: Earth? I don't know.
So to bring back my niece or nephew whatever, I'm here on some alternate Earth looking for some kind of weird dragon ball that's a multiverse ball. I know one thing, so far I don't like this Earth.
You know why? Because here Dad And Wolverine aren't enemies, I'm not sure what they are, but it scares me.
Oh and also I was hit on by drunken Gambit, but that Happens every time I'm in the X-mansion anyway, so I just punch him, and fly towards the dragonball. Man I'll tell you this is being here on Earth freaky ( Yeah that's what I call it so what?) Is a nice break from the home.
Where I have to run Capsule Corp, and when I get home Marron is asking where this relationship is going. Also Mom keeps hinting that we Should get married. Arrrrrgh! Also Granpa flips and thinks it's a good idea to invade Earth. What's he thinking? that the people will just roll over?
Vella, and Bra are worried that dad is going to murder gramps, and take the crown . But the way dad talked about him, when I was growing up I doubt it, probably just put him in the Phantom Zone or something.
My Dragon radar starts beeping like crazy , And I see the weirdest thing, a tribe was like worshipping the dragon ball and were about to sacrifice this hot babe to it. Well here's hoping my telepathy works over here, so they can understand what i say.
" Halt! Don't kill that woman! By order of the Prince of all saiyans!" Hey that sounds pretty good. And well it's a forgone conclusion that when dad becomes the king I'll be the prince.
So the tribe guys started attacking me. arrows bounce off my ki shield a few blasts discourage them from pressing the attack. they finally run away, and I take the D-ball.
" How can I ever thank you ?" The babe asks.
I smirk. " I can think of a few ways."
" Are you really a prince?" she rubs my chest.
"All my life." I grin.
What happened next well it was awesome. I get back to my Earth. After a couple of hours, Mom looks at me and rolls her eyes, damn I have lipstick all over my face. Dad is over in the corner with the two star silver D-ball.
" I just hope you didn't bring back some extradimensonal STD boy."
Sigh.
3 Comments:
The STD jokes will never go away will they? Ah well, you got to meet a hottie.
So who's taller Wolverine or Vegeta?
Nightwing: no no they don't. But your right, at least I met a hottie.
Deathstroke, Dad but not by much.
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